9 rules to dating my daughter

Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. and has ran, but not won, for the seat of governor.

You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.Steve My rule for superfly dating my potential daughter..for the pelvis and he'll fall down when hit. Heres the conversation....."Your'e here for WHO?!?! You said you do WHAT with rich republican girls?!?! I thought I'd share it with you guys, as I'm sure many of you are fathers who might appreciate this.

Someday when I have kids (as Ian would say: "OMG Heaven Forbid!I have taken far more advantage of the openness of our marriage than my husband, at least until recently.I have had a string of long-term affairs and short-term flings.Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object.However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.During the past 8 months I have basically been living with another man in a neighbouring town to the one I live in.