With a whole new world looking out for partners, finding the right match is just a matter of time. • Ask me about how I made a million dollars in less than an hour.• Great cook wants to add some spice to your life.• If I could rearrange the alphabets I would arrange I and U together.• If you can read this you have passed the first test, if you can't then you better take a class or something.• Not looking for short term.• You have some explaining to do!
The virtual world of dating is all about getting attention with catchy headlines.• I believe in long term relationship because happiness is not the only thing in life! • You're beautiful, but what else do you have to offer?
Ramifications of a rejection deters many from the dating scene. After all, how long can you brood and lament over what's gone?
Focus on your strength, turn your weaknesses into your assets and look forward at brighter prospective to get out of mourning over a guy who didn't deserve you in the first place.
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Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry.
A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.
Funny, informative, witty or realistic..your favorite kind of dating headlines to have some fun in the virtual dating world!
Your first impression is truly your last, and that circumvents the first few lines with which you describe yourself online on your dating profile.
One I had for a while (that i thought was funny, guys notsomuch) was,ur skinny g/f turns in2 ur fat wife So why not just cut to the chase and try a fatty out? lol"Nap time""Available while quantities last""Do you really want to hurt me?
muahaha(skinny wives out there, don't get mad, it's a joke! "Need a Date, not a nut..."-OK, but no hook "No ugly people"-Well, obviously the author fancies herself not one of the "ugly people." "Talk nerdy to me""The Fire Truck" What?!?!? ""I type fast""Professional School Student""Yahhh buddy! ""Smooth operator""Lookinh for the normal girl" spelling mistake is original My goodness, what type of guys live around me?!?!
But if you’re one of the millions of guys trying their luck on a dating site or app that requires a headline, then read on. Your dating headline is one of the first things on your profile that sets you apart from the crowd of posers, six-pack-selfy-takers, nimrods, and lowlifes.